angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue

after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.

by dan and david July 6, 2006

Angrywhitemenistan

The country that is to be created by the cry baby losers of the 2012 presidential election

i can't believe that man won re-election! I'm gonna start my own country and call it Angrywhitemenistan!

by NYCBigJoe November 15, 2012

The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

angry Nick

An "angry Nick" is a customer support person in any line of business, but particularly computers, who becomes so frustrated with his inability to change end users that he kills a hobo.

Did you hear that the new guy became so frustrated with setting up the internet for the twelve o'clock flasher that he pulled an angry Nick and ended up in a mental institution?

by OWW June 17, 2008

Angry Wellzy

Useful courting maneuver used when stuck outside someone with whom you're attempting to have relations. Often found on college campuses, but can also be found in the backwoods of some eastern states esp in vicinity of Wayah Road.

Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving your junk and accelerating forwards at the hole in front. Similar to an aggressive passing maneuver but with a few key differences. It can also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.

Better be careful, Frank -- not only has that guy been standing right behind you, I think I saw him pulling an Angry Wellzy.

by Fontana Frank May 6, 2013

angry pirate kickback

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.

sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...

by blackpudding July 29, 2013

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013