When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
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The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.
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both figuratively and literally.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
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