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Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
by Nullfied December 25, 2019
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Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
by Terio Marin May 19, 2016
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Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.
I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.
by Mark Martwat May 16, 2017
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Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016
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Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
by BumScout November 3, 2013
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Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling
It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop
by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017
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