Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.

That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!

by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016

Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.

I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.

by Mark Martwat May 16, 2017

Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013

Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling

It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop

by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013

Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020