may 23

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

booty ass grab it

ayo paul grab her ass because it’s may 23, national grab ass day

by lacey lynn green May 23, 2019

May 24th

The day that fine bitch was born. And that’s on periodt🤪✨💕🏃🏻 ♀️🙈

Ooo look it’s that fine bitch, did u know her birthday is May 24th

by Fine girl😩 July 21, 2021

katie may

Katie May is down to earth, loving, but most of all caring. Is well mannered unless you start to poke the near you better be ready to have a dance with Mayhem!! Is very easy on the eyes but doesn't boast about it ever. One of this wonderful creatures best assets is just that......that ass!!!! If you happen to cross paths with a Katie May seize the opportunity to spend time with her if you can. doing this could be the best experience you have in your whole life!! Katie May is a good mother, a good friend, and a good family member. Family is everything to the Katie May!!

Did you see that Katie May all adulting and stuff!

by Miss Kitty79 October 13, 2020

4 may

People that are born this Day is The coolest, hottest, prettiest and funniest person ever!!! Everyone loves you and adore you<3

4 May is The Day all The coolest People are born

by Bajskorvensjulafton January 4, 2022

May 18

Today is clean you window day...

Today is clean your window day. Just go out and clean ur window. It’s probably dirty and you haven't cleaned it. This day was created by mr.burns (may 18)

by Ui38 May 18, 2021

May 28

National shove an umbrella up your arse day

“It’s may 28, you know what that means”
*proceeds to shove an umbrella up their arse*

by Georgihillbilly May 28, 2020

27th of May

It's my birthday.
And probably not yours.

Person: It's the 27th of may
Me: That's my birthday

Person: I don't care you dumb-fuck

by IroncladExplorer December 14, 2020