jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.

Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021

Jessica Bamford

A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake

Jessica Bamford was talking shit about you

by Xxkms November 7, 2018

Jessica

Someone who slept with their goddamn English teacher

Jessica! Did you sleep with your goddamn English teacher?

Mr. Wilson, what no?

Jessica you are such a little slut!

by Big dick grant January 20, 2023

jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

jessica tang

a super slay . slay . slay sloua sister

did you hear about jessica tang?

slay

by bugkat May 14, 2022

Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021

JESSICA

Jessica is forgiving, blunt, caring, outspoken, intelligent, loyal, and fun. She is as beautiful as northern lights. So bold and bright and calm. She doesn't always realize or know her worth. But she is worth so much more to most people than she could ever imagine. A momma's greatest gift.

If you want the truth as nicely as possible then just ask Jessica. She will say it with love too.

by Miss Mano May 15, 2024