middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

by SahilGagrai March 25, 2017

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre May 9, 2012

Math class thoughts

The type of thoughts you have about your crush or partner when you zone out in class

Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella

by UrMomAtMyPlace.net April 13, 2020

Class C Douchebag

A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.

"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"

"No what happened?"

"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"

"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"

by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

by Anonymous Defintions January 19, 2018

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

by LouPit May 15, 2018

twerking class hero

A modern-day working class hero or heroine who shakes his or her ass for money.

Usually the conservatives have been looking for working class heroes as their role models. But what's with MTG, isn't she a personal trainer? —No, she is a twerking class hero... 🤷 ♂️

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022