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7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.

This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.

Friend 1: Are you 7/11 brown or 9/11 brown

Friend 2: Pakistani, so that's 7/11 brown.

by bryansteldag November 03, 2023

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December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 02, 2019

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31. 11.

national day when you don't verbally examine students of history lessons. if you did, you MUST delete student's grades( but only if it's an F).
this day originated in Ireland on this exact date

student a: hey did your teacher examine your knowledge on history?
student b: yes, i got an F
student a: he must delete that F because its 31. 11.

student b: really? thanks
student a: it originated in Ireland

by anon.ymous_suomy.nona December 01, 2021

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