December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 1, 2019

31. 11.

national day when you don't verbally examine students of history lessons. if you did, you MUST delete student's grades( but only if it's an F).
this day originated in Ireland on this exact date

student a: hey did your teacher examine your knowledge on history?
student b: yes, i got an F
student a: he must delete that F because its 31. 11.

student b: really? thanks
student a: it originated in Ireland

by anon.ymous_suomy.nona December 1, 2021

June 11

The day I was born. NATIONAL GIVE YOUR COCK A BITCH DAY!

Jenny: Were you born on June 11
Alex: Why
Jenny: BiTcH

by That1gaybitch November 24, 2019

February 11

National hoodie day! Boys give your hoodie to a girl!!!

Hey do you want my hoodie? It’s February 11!

by Lina’s jacket February 10, 2020

January 11

People born this date arr yo lame to confesa their feelings to their love interests.

John:Why don't you tell her that You love her??
Michael:Sorry I can't i was born on January 11

by Mark Smug November 4, 2019

9-11

A holiday where some muslims came to the USA to commit suicide ruining it by flying their drunk asses into some buildings near the capital city

Where were you during 9-11? On the planes...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

29/11

jesper's birthday

happy birth day 29/11

by mamskdf November 28, 2018