Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.
Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?
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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
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Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.
"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."
by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019
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Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear
I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.
by Rip1 February 19, 2013
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
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teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.
“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”
by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
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Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
by Blackhawkops May 05, 2021
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