December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 1, 2019

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February 11

National hoodie day! Boys give your hoodie to a girl!!!

Hey do you want my hoodie? It’s February 11!

by Lina’s jacket February 10, 2020

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November 11

SWAP HOODIES

Hey friend! Wanna switch hoodies for fun??? Today’s swap hoodies day? It’s November 11!

by Tereza November 10, 2020

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June 11

The day I was born. NATIONAL GIVE YOUR COCK A BITCH DAY!

Jenny: Were you born on June 11
Alex: Why
Jenny: BiTcH

by That1gaybitch November 24, 2019

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January 11

People born this date arr yo lame to confesa their feelings to their love interests.

John:Why don't you tell her that You love her??
Michael:Sorry I can't i was born on January 11

by Mark Smug November 4, 2019

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31. 11.

national day when you don't verbally examine students of history lessons. if you did, you MUST delete student's grades( but only if it's an F).
this day originated in Ireland on this exact date

student a: hey did your teacher examine your knowledge on history?
student b: yes, i got an F
student a: he must delete that F because its 31. 11.

student b: really? thanks
student a: it originated in Ireland

by anon.ymous_suomy.nona December 1, 2021

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