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You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*
by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019
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Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.
"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace January 8, 2024
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Poo Face

A person with a face that looks like poo.
Man your face looks like poo. Haha poo face
by OragnutanusRex March 29, 2017
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baby face

When a man nuts on a woman's, the semen on her face represents a baby thereby naming her babyface
21 Savage: I nutted on her cheek, her new nickname baby face
by prettyneat12 September 16, 2018
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Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone
My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.
by face dump September 21, 2009
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cheesey face

Steven is a cheesey face, i wouldn't want to lick him
by 0x0skinz0x0 March 12, 2008
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