dog wayer

Hoe

She a dog wayer

by Ggp230 September 19, 2022

bone-dog

n. insignificant, symbolic monetary work bonus; a "bonus" in name only

adj. intended to pacify with money: as in "throwing a dog a bone"

Tiffany was looking forward to her Christmas bone-dog; Tiffany was always disappointed in her office's bone-dog approach to quarterly bonuses.

by Slater29 March 25, 2011

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015

Dog

People train dogs, cats train people.

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023

Dog water

Short for "Hot dog water" A term most commonly used by inbred fortnite children that unironically think that they are going to be professional at a video game despite being absolute shit at it.

Bro - you are litterly dog water

by KanineH2O March 4, 2021

Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something

Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*

by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021