Theatre syndrome

When one gets euphoria from music, making their life seem like a music video.

You think they are singing about you.

You’re the main character.
Kid Cudi Gives Me Theatre syndrome
by Butterberri June 08, 2024
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Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.
Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.
by McStuffings September 10, 2020
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Swashbuckler syndrome

The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.
Josefine experienced a hard case of swashbuckler syndrome when she viewed Joe’s profile.
by Globetrotter 101 February 23, 2022
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Paris Syndrome

Also known as Alexandra's Affliction or Hugo Psychosis, this is a disease affecting Hugonuts, and a catalyst for many Deirty Girls, named after Alexandra Paris, a well known writer of NSFW Hugo Weaving fanfiction. It causes them to develop extremely unhinged, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior. (yes, you HAVE to say freaky like that)
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia
"I'm starting to think the webmaster has Paris Syndrome, this is her sixth post giggling over elf feet"
by nekoriki February 08, 2025
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When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.
"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 12, 2011
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fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
by honoura November 22, 2013
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Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
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