Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.
Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.
by McStuffings September 10, 2020
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