Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025

cock

a dick or a chicken

"oooh why is your cock out"

by googledocsucker November 20, 2019

cock full of sunshine

When a man (or tansgender) has been holding in their load and has a good intent when releasing it

I got a cock full of sunshine, I got a pocket full of pussy. Woah! Woah!

by Oh yes please November 17, 2016

cock

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''Mate, look. Clyde's got a massive cock''

by StoryHörse April 13, 2022

El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone

If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot

by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020

garlic cock

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis

"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"

"yes what 😳"

by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023