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dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 25, 2020
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Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog
by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021
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prery dog

hey! did you see that prery dog? its pronounced prairie dog. shut the fu-
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r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog
r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog
by imnt0real June 19, 2023
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Round-Dogging

insert a dog's dismembered tail inside of your Urethra
I love to participate in Round-Dogging with my home boy
by The king of Round-Dogging March 30, 2025
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nipper dogs

Psychotic miniature dogs such as Yorkshire Terriers, Chihuahuas, Maltese, Shih tzu, Pomeranian and Pekinese that act as though their territory extends beyond their front porch and out to the entire block. Sometimes seen in your front yard shitting or barking at you for picking up the paper.

The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.

Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.

Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
Hello 911...I need an ambulance urgently. A pack of nipper dogs tore apart my Achilles Tendon while I was riding my bike.
by Cory Cooper August 28, 2016
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bungo stray dogs

the smexiest anime to ever exist. it's abt gay orphans, the main character is a gay orphan furry(weretiger). and like the characters are so sexy like Fyodor ngh
1. person1: I love bungo stray dogs!
person2: wtf is that
person1: it's the best manga ever
by kolyasthma January 5, 2025
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