Breaking into a fire station and masturbating into the firemens helmets then hiding and calling the emergency services and jacking off in the shadows while you watch the firemen put their cum filled helmets on
by Dirty Robson May 29, 2023
Get the Dirty Robsonmug. When your dad slaps you across your face and it leaves a red mark, fellas that's what we call a dirty aminur
Dad : 'slaps son'
Son : 'tearful' ugh
Later that day at school
Son : "yeah man my dad give me a dirty aminur after I couldn't suck his cock"
Son : 'tearful' ugh
Later that day at school
Son : "yeah man my dad give me a dirty aminur after I couldn't suck his cock"
by Imcoming4you April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Aminurmug. When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.
Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022
Get the The Dirty Parsnipmug. When a small midget inserts his giant unexpected horse cock inside your anus, piercing your rectum, well talking to himself about his honers 2 sex ed class.
by gigglyniggly December 31, 2022
Get the Dirty JutTheGoatmug. The art of poon licking. As said in play by david banner, "Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl". Feels oh so delicious, like a peppermint swirl.
by kforbz December 16, 2008
Get the dirty pepmug. A popular song by Sonic Youth. You'll get in love with it as soon as you hear it for the first time.
If you go to YT video of Dirty Boots, you'd go mad on why weren't you born in post punk era
(For those who were young at that time, it's despicable that you have to search for this word's meaning XOXO)
If you go to YT video of Dirty Boots, you'd go mad on why weren't you born in post punk era
(For those who were young at that time, it's despicable that you have to search for this word's meaning XOXO)
You- Have you seen any heart throbbing concert lately?
Me- Yep. Go hit Sonic Youth Dirty Boots on YT search bar.
Me- Yep. Go hit Sonic Youth Dirty Boots on YT search bar.
by creepydudette June 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Bootsmug.