tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 8, 2015

pussy mac and cheese

Pussy mac and cheese is when a girl cums and squirts in your mac and cheese

my girlfriend made my some pussy mac and cheese

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.

Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.

by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020

Jaxon's pussy warts

When Jaxson fucks to many boys and he gets anal aids on his pussy

Omg have you heard how big Jaxon's pussy warts are

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

Pussy Perm

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

pussy

person too insecure to have their minesweeper high score challenged

my name is ashley huneycutt and i am a pussy

by thesweepgod May 11, 2024