When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
Get the Bulgarian Shit Twistermug. To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.
Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."
by TheTimD December 16, 2011
Get the Shit in Your Showroommug. Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful July 1, 2011
Get the Shit-Pants Drunkmug. by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016
Get the GREASED OWL SHITmug. by Yaniggatony July 19, 2019
Get the Bitches Ain’t Shitmug. by captain shitastic July 27, 2016
Get the shit crime scenemug. Girl 1- Girl!! Did you see Derrick at the club last night?
Girl 2- YES!! He's so fyne i would fuck the dog shit out of him!! I shoulda got his number!!
Girl 2- YES!! He's so fyne i would fuck the dog shit out of him!! I shoulda got his number!!
by xxrukahsxx May 6, 2011
Get the Dog Shitmug.