Buridan's Ass Phenomenon

the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide on which (comes from the adage of the donkey that sees two piles of food equidistant to each other but ends up starving to death because he's such an ass)
"Yeah, last summer I wanted to join a softball team, take part in a poker club, paint abstract act, design T-shirts, learn a programming language and cook exotic dishes, but the Buridan's Ass Phenomenon took into effect and I ended up doing nothing because I just had no focus. I am such an ass."
by Tojonto June 20, 2006
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Hook Ass Breezy

A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.
Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.
by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020
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THICC ASS THIGHS

Thicc thighs

Every man's weakness

Even gay men can't resist a fine babe with wide thighs
Dude1:yo, mike smashed dat fat hoe yesterday,he said she had some thicc ass thighs
Dude2:thicc ass thighs huh, every man's weakness
by Elderjonthemayogod April 24, 2018
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six shades of ass

1.The worst stench a dirty,unwashed, foul human being can conjure up and offend another human being with

2.A extremely foul smell
The wino bum smelled like six shades of ass after not bathing for 2 weeks
by refriedbiff August 16, 2009
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crusty ass rash

when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass

person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
by killern9ne October 16, 2012
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dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
by meijer2000 November 19, 2009
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Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
by MsmittE October 19, 2011
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