when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
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me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023
Get the college bitch syndrome mug.Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
Get the chronic bitchless syndrome mug.Das Dino-Syndrom ist eine schwere Krankheit, die für einen Typen steht, der einen anderen Vater hat, als er denkt, ist 150 cm „groß“ ist und so verdammt hässlich. Oh, fast vergessen, er stinkt!
by DinoKelb May 8, 2023
Get the Dino-Syndrom mug.A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.
by John the Felon May 9, 2023
Get the Assperger Syndrome mug.Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
by Whodeene May 9, 2023
Get the Batman Syndrome mug.That person over there keeps on side eying me, but I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think they have Aldo Syndrome.
by The one who speaks to all May 11, 2023
Get the Aldo Syndrome mug.A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
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