by danceglitterqueen12 December 9, 2021

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

by phreezi January 27, 2021

Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

by anonymous July 4, 2023
