Pussy

A thing also named for a cat (the animal you dummy)

Random human: "hey, come here pussy cat"
Cat: "ew no"
Random human: *cries themselves to sleep while eating chocolate chips*

by Simp child July 11, 2022

pussy

it's sacred, protect it at all costs

sandra has a superb pussy

by ihfsdihaoifd April 19, 2023

Mc pussy

A mc pussy is a pussy that tastes like the whole Macdonald’s menu and you fill it with McDonald’s ranch

I filled her mc pussy with ranch

by Alsobear January 29, 2021

Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

Pussy

The vagina that I wasn't eating while writing this ;)

"Lets get some pussy tonight"

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pussy preachin

The act of laying with many men in hopes to convert them to Christianity.

"Oooh girl she be pussy preaching these hood rats"

by Vocabulraptor April 28, 2025

Pussy pickup

A pathetic and small pickup truck. Usually belongs to a man who can be described with the same adjectives.

Did you see Grant’s new pussy pickup???

by Cootiepoop May 25, 2023