This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!
"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"
"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"
by loganthelondondog July 25, 2016

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.
Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

That man is a hungry dog eatre.
by RDRMR January 18, 2022

by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022
