Let the Zoo Out

Present Participle: Letting the zoo out
When you break up with a girl and she goes ape shit on you for breaking up with her.

I was dating this girl and now I like her best friend's friend, I had to let the zoo out.

by mykoala January 16, 2017

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

I opt out

to all my fans I do my best to support and entertain you all but this has gone a bit far. You are all awesome people ❤️💛💙😀

I opt out

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019

Lights out boys

The lights out boys are a group of boys are who went on your in 2019 together

OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHTS OUT BOYS THIS YEAR

by Alyssanotfound December 15, 2020

Scrub One Out

1.To rub one out using soap in the shower
2. To rub one out thinking about Zach Braff

I always shout "Turk" as I climax when I scrub one out in the shower to the image of Zach Braff.

by Dirté September 21, 2021

the afghan pull out

When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.

They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out

by Perrybellum September 28, 2021

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021