The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.
Matthew!
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????
sit it out son
*sitsdown*
-_-
*2hourslaterathome*
Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????
sit it out son
*sitsdown*
-_-
*2hourslaterathome*
Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.
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Get the it’s fucking nice out mug.1. -*teacher hands failed report*
Student “I submitted this assessment 4 times and yet I still fail?”
Teacher - “Well better luck next time sport.”
Student- “Naw you see at this point I’m tapped the fuck out. I’m done.”
2. *in a group chat live stream*
Drake “Ayo guess what happened?”
Angel “Wha-...*connection dies*”
Rochelle “The fuck happened to Angel?”
Kris “Damn did he just tap the fuck out?”
Rochelle “Like damn didn’t even say bye.”
Angel *reconnects* “Im dead, nah I didn’t tap tf out. My shit died on me.”
Student “I submitted this assessment 4 times and yet I still fail?”
Teacher - “Well better luck next time sport.”
Student- “Naw you see at this point I’m tapped the fuck out. I’m done.”
2. *in a group chat live stream*
Drake “Ayo guess what happened?”
Angel “Wha-...*connection dies*”
Rochelle “The fuck happened to Angel?”
Kris “Damn did he just tap the fuck out?”
Rochelle “Like damn didn’t even say bye.”
Angel *reconnects* “Im dead, nah I didn’t tap tf out. My shit died on me.”
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Get the tapped the fuck out mug.Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place.
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
my "Friend": that shirt makes you look fat...
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
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