turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018
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smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.
by VSmooch February 05, 2018
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First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.
I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.
by BattlestarDumbgantica October 07, 2022
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Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty
Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.
by Sometin Bout U Girrrl December 20, 2017
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Face full of Lies

A person who thinks they are so good at lying but in reality everybody knows if that person is breathing and speaking they are lying and if u couldn't tell by listening to them just look at their face because you can see it everywhere on it.
Kevin over there saying he didn't do nothing, girl he has a face full of lies.
by That girl 601 December 01, 2020
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