Kash Patel

Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier

Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”

Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.

by Mr Lucky 737 September 24, 2025

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

Through patches of violet

A song by the band “Mili” which is used in limbus company as the final boss song for Canto 6. The song is about heatchliff and Catherine as heatchliff has to fight a version of himself called “erlking heathcliff” (or for the forsaken players: hacklord shedletsky) who has been killing every version of himself.

Heatchliff: ooooooh round and round we gooooo
Catherine: holding onto pain

Me: no way they’re singing the hit song through patches of violet!

Erlking heatchliff: lament, mourn, despair.

by The guy from Fortnite November 6, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

Peppermint Patty and Marcie

1) Two female best friends that are very close to each other
2) Two female best friends that are suspected to be lesbians
3) A euphemism for a lesbian couple

Originates from the characters Peppermint Patty and Marcie from the Peanuts comic strip by Charles Schulz; Who are very close to each other and are often speculated to be lesbians.

1) “She’s the Peppermint Patty to my Marcie!”
2) “Those two are getting real close one another…They’re like Peppermint Patty and Marcie.”
3) “My aunt and her roommate are basically Peppermint Patty and Marcie.”

by stpauljohngeorgeandringo November 19, 2025