King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Pussy Eating Mouth

Pussy Eating Mouth aka P.E.M is a term used when describing a person with full lips and or a wide mouth best for eating pussy.

A PEM should not only be noticeable by their mouth but also the slighty wimpy stature they carry. His walk should say hes so desperate to eat pussy … but not just anyones….

Emma “Wow Jeremy Strong has such a pussy eating mouth”
Sandy “Yes omg his lips are so big, i knoww he eats.”

honorable mentions:
Anthony Kiedis
Justin Long
Albert Hammond Jr
Michael B Jordan
Julian Casablancas
Kevin Gates
and that one guy in college

by BIGBOOTYCHERRY April 30, 2023

Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

In my mouth

INNNN MYYYY MOUTH

River-in my mouth
Me-wtf

by Aussie chipp June 24, 2023

Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.

Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

by AtipracM June 29, 2023

My balls in your mouth

My balls in your mouth

My balls in your mouth

by Totally not U_1065 July 12, 2023