dog

Fleshlight

I found a dead dog fleshlight in my shed.

by Wjsibdksns March 28, 2019

Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

deputy dog

Byproduct of the word "dizzidydog" which was formed through the act of adding "izzity" to words.

What up, deputy dog?
Nor much, houses.

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002

Benny The Dog

A Benny the dog is a fat rat type of creature. These are only found in Story Wilsons room. The Benny will be 400 pound overweight. Even though he may be very ugly and like to hump odd objects, he is a great pet!

Benny the dog you fat rat come eat some lard for dinner.

by storywilson123 June 8, 2018