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flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.
by Michael Holer March 19, 2019
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stiff wood

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood
by stiffwood November 4, 2019
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isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be
“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”
by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021
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Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice
That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.
by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015
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Peach Wood

When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.
Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.
by Larry Legend November 4, 2019
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Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward
U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live
by Winton woods December 14, 2019
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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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