Wind

Outside Wind Blows

Jake: tree getting wind out of there

by MayDayMeh August 3, 2017

Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007

Wind duster

Farting out of your balls.

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"

by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017