pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

Mr. Weaver

One whom has extremely good comedic timing. Is an untellingly intelligent person, sometimes bordering on being a nerd. A very loyal friend, and a naturally loving person.

That comedian at the club last night was a total Mr. Weaver!

Dude, stop trying to be a Mr. Weaver, you just can't.

by Sage of the Silent Forest October 31, 2009

pickle weasel

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!

Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!

by Kyle Weasle Tamer Jimmy November 6, 2004

weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.

Franco is such a little weasel.

by Cid April 30, 2003

weasel teeth

One with weasle teeth.

Whitney has weasle teeth.

by hehe December 2, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003