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product war

the product war is the war which jiafei sacrificed her life just to let us have all the products out there on earth. BUY HER PRODUCTS!!
I love jiafei! we must remember the product war that jiafei sacrificed her life! #skinnyqueen
by miserable<33 January 10, 2022
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Nerf War

An activity in which involves shooting entities (usually humans) with blasters that fire small foam projectiles. 2 or more players needed.
Me: “I IS GONNA OWN ALL OF YOUR FACES IN THE NERF WAR TONIGHT!!”
by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 2, 2018
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diaspora wars

skuffles of hatred and culture clash between different members of a diaspora. (ie: Black Americans vs Black British etc etc)

It is rooted in xenophobia and ignorance.
by foundationalBlackAmerican January 29, 2022
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shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.
person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
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Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation
Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
by 11.ask July 17, 2018
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WAR AF

when someone gets really angry at someone or something due to an inconvenience that has a big impact.
Cri went war af after not being able to find her phone.
by warnxght May 21, 2020
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weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
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