tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

Inner Tubing

The act of putting your penis behind the knee of a girl and have the girl wrap around your body.

i went to her house and we went inner tubing. we had a great time

by theblackguyatlunch May 2, 2011

seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 8, 2017

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)

Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride

by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.

Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"

by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.

Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.

by TurboSBF June 30, 2023