Noob Tube

Some one who uses over powered weapons in modern warefare 2, halo 3 etc. Weapons such as a gernade launcher with danger close or energy sword with sprint.

"Fuck man I just got killed by another Noob Tube".

by brainfreze27 April 14, 2011

boob tube

the space in between ones boobs where you can fit a penis

aww man i so totally would lick her boob tube

by Vincent Varlotto January 12, 2009

the tube

London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.

Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.

by Ball Bag February 24, 2006

You Tuber

One who wastes time watching You Tube videos (particularly when they should be working.) Computer variant of couch potato.

"They gave that you tuber a raise!? Every time I pass his desk he's watching videos."

by namowal March 1, 2009

tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.

"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"

by Makku August 11, 2004

tobes

a salisbury train station coon

got a dolla bruz?

by #team.dutch January 23, 2004

Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes.
2. i rock with the noob tube.
3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

by bobfishkins September 20, 2006