punctuate the toilet

To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).

hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"

by Niceguy October 29, 2006

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Toilet Buddy

A sorority girl who shares a toilet with another sorority girl in the sorority house. Toilet buddies tend to spend Tuesday nights together watching teen pregnancy shows and talking about douchebags who treat girls wrong. Toilet buddies look out for each other, especially when one of them is hugging the toilet, or "throne of enlightenment."

Hey "Toilet Buddy", we need to talk, I have boy problems, you know fisherman, frat daddies, etc.

by gretchdogg August 6, 2011

Toilet Dance

The action of throwing 1 sheet of toilet paper into the toilet, then when you pee, you direct your aim towards it, therefore it makes it look like the sheet of paper is dancing.

"I was bored so i did the Toilet Dance."

by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009

Toilet Paper

The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.

What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

toilet tyrant

A woman who demands men leave the toilet seat down, thereby acting as a bathroom dictator.

Lisa is such a toilet tyrant, she gets all pissy when I don't leave the toilet seat down for her.

by O.o hi February 18, 2018

toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china

Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!

by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010