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Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
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call that french toast

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'
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Arabian French Toast

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
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Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
by Annubrius October 13, 2008
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burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching
sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast
by sarah April 5, 2005
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Toasted Dweane Palace

–noun
1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.
Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"

Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."
by G.Sweet January 26, 2009
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