War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

War Syndicate

Stupid communistic failure lead by a cow

Wow, that group is just like the War Syndicate

by Luckygamerdx January 24, 2018

Winnign war

This is a war started by a former classmate Devin.

Sam says, “ The Winnign War” ....ahahhahah!

by highschoolhero March 3, 2021

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

WAR AF

when someone gets really angry at someone or something due to an inconvenience that has a big impact.

Cri went war af after not being able to find her phone.

by warnxght May 21, 2020

Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think

by 11.ask July 17, 2018

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022