nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

by DigBickRon March 12, 2020

smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006

gym sock

A sexual act in which you deficate in your fowl gym sock and tie the top. Then during intercourse you whip out the feces filled sock and proceed to beat her for six to seven minutes until the feces seeps through the sock. You then untie it and pour the contents onto her/him.

My bitch was giving me head then I "gym socked" her so good.

by Tyler Spiegeland November 15, 2007

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man April 20, 2006

wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert March 01, 2004

pop socks

Pertaining to the nylon hoisery worn by women, under slacks, when they are fairly certain they will be not be having sex and therefore the offending items will not be seen.

"Mother Theresa, here's your 20 denier flesh coloured pop socks, love."

by Kieranishere November 04, 2005

Tevas with socks

The most offensive and heinous combination of footwear imaginable. Fashion suicide.

Marre: Dana was wearing tevas with socks today.

Max: Wow so she wants even less friends than she already has?

by Guy with the thing March 16, 2010