Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
by Baylee348 August 15, 2016
Get the Glazed Penguinmug. by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022
Get the Jayden Penguinmug. When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
Get the cheddar penguinmug. Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021
Get the Penguin in a blanketmug. Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.
Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021
Get the feed the penguinmug. 1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
Get the Alpha Penguinmug. The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
by Spynt May 21, 2021
Get the spy penguinmug.