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Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.
Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
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toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017
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Last Paper Syndrome

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.
"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."
by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022
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dropping paper

Police Officer writing somone a ticket or filing a warrant for someone's arrest. Once a person has a warrant out for their arrest they are considered "on paper."
Johnny Law spent all day on the freeway dropping paper on people speeding. Johnny Law is at the D.A.'s office now dropping paper on that murder suspect.
by Mark A. Swick May 11, 2006
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paper finger

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.
Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.
by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010
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hot on paper

When a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn't quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her sexually repellent.
Jake was totally hot on paper - he's an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new BMW convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. But when I met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Hot on paper, not hot in person!
by sorkab August 15, 2010
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