Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009

Zombie Head

Verb: Deadly sloppy blpwjob.

"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.

by NashFromTT February 11, 2018

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.

Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn

by zjohns May 19, 2010

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Furniture Zombie

When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.

Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.

by TheFurnitureGal April 26, 2011

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012