Tan Dong Dong

It is a phrase that describes people who is annoying and gets angry a lot.

Student A: The...the...the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!
Student B:ok... Tan Dong Dong

by Don't be dong dong November 22, 2020

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.

Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021

Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask

I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!

by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021

Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.

Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.

by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021