Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."

by someguy283298 November 3, 2006

redneck hillbilly hick

Possibly the most horrific abomination ever to be brought upon the world. A cross between a hick, a hillbilly, and a redneck, if you can imagine such a creature. If you ever see a redneck hillbilly hick, RUN.

I've heard stories that redneck hillbilly hicks live in those mountains. I don't fully beleive it myself, but still I can't bring myself even to look in that direction anymore.

by missapocalypse September 29, 2006

New England Redneck

People found in rural New England. These people tend to be far nicer and more down to earth than those residing in larger New England cities but on the other hand they aren't very educated and don't know much about anything other than where their from. These people can be found throughout Vermont (especially south western Vermont), parts of New Hampshire and Connecticut, and in Worcester and Franklin County Massachusetts.

Bostonian In Western Mass: Those people were very nice but i don't think they had much of an education
Bostonian In Western Mass #2: Must be New England Rednecks

by antipopculture May 5, 2011

redneck racing stripes

Spatters of chew and spit on the side of a pickup. They emerge when a redneck spits out of his sidewindow, not taking care of where his chew-spit lands.

A: Oh man, have you seen those redneck racing stripes on the side of his pickup truck?
B: So gross. This guy must be from Alabama.

by rollztide July 19, 2012

KFC Redneck Dippin’

The sexual act of filling up your cousin’s vagina with KFC “Finger-lickin’ Good” sauce and performing oral sex.

“Did you see Randy KFC Redneck Dippin’ cousin Sarah?”
“Sir, this is the fifth time you’ve told me this. Please stop following me.”

by KFCREDNECKDIPSAUCE May 15, 2018

Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016