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hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.
*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"
by CA5Taway May 19, 2016
mugGet the hand jiggymug.

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018
mugGet the Carling-in-handmug.

best hands

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.
by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009
mugGet the best handsmug.

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
mugGet the Zombie handmug.

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
mugGet the hand prostitutemug.

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.
She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.
by Willycom May 4, 2009
mugGet the Hand Tourmug.

no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
mugGet the no hand abrahammug.

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