The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.
by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024
Get the carpet snatchermug. by fizarolii February 5, 2022
Get the paint to the carpetmug. Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024
Get the Boston carpetmug. when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
Get the angry carpetmug. A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
Get the Carpetmug. When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
Get the braided carpetmug.