watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it

Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee

by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

pee breeze

When a urinal flushes and a fine mist graces your arm

Jack should not have worn a tank top as the urinal blew a pee breeze on his exposed arm

by Anonymous2675 March 14, 2015