i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! by snotterson July 7, 2011

Taking Chowder 

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

Taking Chowder by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Pillow Talkin 

Slick Dissin and gossiping

Dave was Pillow Talkin to Chris about Mike

Pillow Talkin by Shreveport Realist September 2, 2017

Taking the back door 

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

Taking the back door by Kevie October 13, 2003

Taking a Slater 

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

Taking a Slater by artdrummer February 11, 2008

Taking Herman to the Circus 

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

Taking Herman to the Circus by Polio October 18, 2003