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statute

No federal statute indicates an American citizen living and working in one of the fifty states is liable for the federal income tax.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.
Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!
by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011
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statustumped

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.
Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008
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Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
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statusless

To be used in reference with Facebook, "statusless" is to be thought of in a similar context to speechless.
This is particularly relevant in reference to a serial status-updater - you know there is something HUGE happening if they will log in to update you on the most insignificant information otherwise.
Katy: "Wow, what's going on Jayde? You always have something to say in your status updates?"

Jayde: "Yeah I know, I know... Actually there HAS been something rather huge happen, but it's kind of left me statusless as I can't find the words to say what I mean in a status update!"
by KatyKaty180 April 20, 2010
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Statulus Cockus

I thought Rick had a statulus cockus status when he said that Ali was a huge whore and she should never eat again at taco bell.
by PlJ, BLS, BB December 22, 2010
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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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